Jake was dying
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess".
"There's no need to" his wife replied.
"No" he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know" she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
