Piloten Durchsage
Flying Jokes -
KLM 242 request start up and push back please
Pilot: Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push
back, please.
Tower: KLM 242 expect start up in two hours.
Pilot: Please confirm: two hours delay?
Tower: Affirmative.
Pilot: In that case, cancel the good morning!
Flying Jokes - You have Traffic at 10 o`clock, 6 miles
Tower: You have traffic at 10 o'clock,6 miles!
Pilot: Give us another hint, we have digital watches!
Flying Jokes - Looking out for John Wayne
Tower: "Delta Fox Alpha, hold position, Marshall will park you."
Pilot: "Roger. Looking out for John Wayne."
Flying Jokes- Lufthansa 5680, reduce to 170 knots
Tower (in Stuttgart): "Lufthansa 5680, reduce to 170knots."
Pilot: "This is here like Frankfurt. There is also only 210 and
170 knots...But we are flexible."
Tower: "We too. Reduce to 173 knots."
Flying Jokes -
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight
Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax --
OH MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes, the Captain came back
on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was
talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilt it in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing, he should see the back of mine!"
